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Artwalk rEVOLVe Comes To The Old Rainier Brewery April 14 2012

Last year about this time, I was talking to a friend who lamented about the state of artwalks. He felt that they were hit-and-miss, lackluster outdoor art flings full of kitch-y commercial art objects for sale, and vendor booths with items stocked from your neighbor’s last garage sale. Having become a participant of the Old Rainier Brewery Artwalks, which run four to five times a year, I could have easily become defensive. However, I’ve perused a few artwalks in other neighborhoods and other states, and there is a ring of truth to his description. It begs the question of why anyone who is interested in art would wish to attend, let alone participate in, an artwalk. While I can’t speak for all of the artwalks (over 30+ and growing!) in Seattle, I can give you at least three reasons why Seattle peeps will want to come to the Old Rainier Brewery’s Artwalk “rEVOLVe” on April 14, 2012.

 

REASONS TO ATTEND REVOLVE AT THE OLD RAINIER BREWERY

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Are you ready to try "Facial Karaoke" with Imei during the artwalk? [Yes, now have a kitty!

 
3150 Airport Way South, Seattle 98134
April 14, 2012 6-10 pm, with after-party by invitation

 Reason 1: Music and Performance Art

Music and performance art practices go on in the Old Rainier Brewery pretty much seven days a week. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out why our artwalk boasts some pretty awesome music groups, dancers and troupe, fire dancers, and other circus-type acts in our building.

In the case of the Hips For Hire studio, Hejira World Band will be joining us once again from 7 -8 pm for concert. They’ll be giving away a few house concerts     (remember to bring your business card!) during that hour, and if you can’t stay long, you can get your name in the bucket for the drawing. Hejira’s blend of world music with a jazzy feel makes our artwalkers happy!

 

 Reason 2: Weather Resistant

Currently, I’m watching a rain and hail storm scrub my windows free of bird poo and dirt. But when other artwalks run their events, weather can be a real factor into the enjoyment of the actual function. People don’t generally want to freeze their fingers in snow and hail, or risk their paintings becoming wet from rain and snow. These worrisome factors do not affect this artwalk. Not only do we have convenient parking onsite, our artwalk is entirely housed within the  building during the wet weather months. We have the ability to use more outdoor space during the summer months. Artists can be assured their art will be clean and dry.

 

Reason 3: Art by Artists for Everyone

One of the changes we made to the artwalk is to charge a registration fee for artists showing their work in the building. Running an artwalk is a big job, and advertising and organizing requires some money to offset costs for the posters, as well as maps for the artwalk itself. Since our building is huge and a bit confusing to first-timers, a map is absolutely necessary. But by charging a small fee to the artists who want to show, we get early commitments to show, the organizers get a chance to organize the art by floor and by host, and the public gets less kitch and more quality. While we might now have as many T-shirt vendors and metal toe-ring makers, what people do end up participating have thoughtfully constructed something for your artistic viewing pleasure.

It’s not very likely anything highly commercialized will be showing in our artwalk. Yet most of the artists are available to create on commission if you like their style and want something unique.

 

REVOLVE IN HIPS FOR HIRE STUDIO

For now, the artful presentations in the Hips For Hire studio are:

6-7p DJ attamc, and “Facial Karoke” with Imei
7-8p Hejira World Band (Don and Ashraf)
8-9p U-hoop and possibly another band

I don’t yet have anything planned for the final hour, except clean up and break down. That’s because it’s near my birthday, and I’ll be preparing to go to our after party, where three of us are having birthdays. I imagine there may be copious kitteh petting sessions, as some people have only met Ms. Lumi virtually. If you’d like to see what the fuss is about, check out my Pinterest page under “kittehs”.

Our faces use 43 muscles and access over 1000 expressions. Facial Karaoke is my unique presentation of recycling and borrowing expressions, allowing participants to explore feelings in a physical and visceral way without experiencing the actual situations that can produce them. This is a fun (and funny) way to learn expression, reading, and human connection that we all crave from the first moment our baby eyes open and see our first caregiver. All participation is voluntary. Facial Karaoke involves movement, observation, pauses, and inspiration from Butoh (modern dance from Japan). It is my attempt to help show you a little of my world as an artful psychotherapist, but with a humorous approach to educating others about emotions.

 

MY CAUSE BENEFITS YOU: DESIGNING YOUR PRACTICE, A BOOK WRITING PROJECT

As usual, parts of the artwalk will be on broadcast on Ustream.tv. Any donations to my studio’s artwalk presentation will benefit my book-writing project, Designing Your Practice: An Artist’s Approach, which is currently on Kickstarter. Professional book publishing (as opposed to a simple eBook) is a longer and more expensive publishing process, but one that is necessary for me to present a professional book able to hold up to scrutiny in the medical, mental health, and education fields. This book is about why and how re-infusing our daily practices with artful thinking is meant to change the way we do business, relate, and compassionately treat one another. There will be more information provided soon about my book writing process.

For the first time since I came to live and work from the Old Rainier Brewery, I’m using the artwalk as a way to present to the community my own shameless self-promotion. This time, the cause benefits you, because this book is being written for you — that is, artists, business people, educators, activists, free thinkers, professionals. I’m writing something that I believe will transform the way people think about ways of being and living, doing business, and helping others. I know that ultimately the book’s presence will be the present I give back to the world. While it may not directly feed a malnourished child in Africa, it indirectly teaches each person a response to their artistic and creative self that can easily lead someone to change their best practices to accommodate thoughtful giving to feed the world’s malnourished children.

If you haven’t seen my Kickstarter campaign video about the book, here it is:

 

By April 7, my campaign on Kickstarter will either be funded or canned forever. But the book writing project must continue, and I must get this book published. Whether it’s one dollar in a tin can at a time, or a generous angel investment (or something in between), I’ll continue to write and get this baby published.

Come one, and come all to rEVOLVe, or watch it on Ustream.tv/channdel/hips-for-hire-with-imei

 


Lessons From The Playa 2011

While there are far too many things to explore during Burning Man, I hope you enjoy my “Lessons From the Playa 2011.” If you attended this year’s art festival in the desert, feel free to add your lessons in the comment section. Cheers! [Oh yeah: FUCKING YAY!]

IMEI’S LESSONS FROM THE PLAYA

The following lessons, tips, and suggestions are a random collection of thoughts, images, and observations that may or may not be my personal experiences. Assume nothing, weigh carefully as to their IRL applications, and call BS on anything that doesn’t work for you. WARNING: the following blogpost contains colorful language.

Ever wanted to ride a giant pink elephant around in the desert?

1. Always look in the direction you want to go. Whether on a bicycle, or just thinking about dreams, you tend to head wherever you’re looking. [Don't look down all the time, even if there are potholes. You and your fanny will survive.]

2. You don’t need a lot to be happy. We overpacked on food and water, and under packed on wood and military netting to make a shelter. All other creature comforts beyond a good sleeping bag, earplugs, and googles simply become dust delivery systems.

3. The playa shall provide. I had hooping, bellydance, bacon, and beef on my mind. Am I surprised that all of these were abundant in the amounts that I needed? [my one Bloody Mary on the playa had a nice slice of bacon in it.] Things have a funny way of working out.

4. Seek to make someone’s day. Strangely, stupid little things that might be bothering you (such as scorching heat and long lines) melt away in the smile of the person you just helped. I will never forget R’s face when he said, “You have no idea how you just made my day… no, you just made my entire Burn!” [Just to clarify: R didn't receive money or a blowjob].

Kisses to the Temple in Black Rock City, NV.

5. Huddle together for warmth and protection from the elements.[self explanatory].Make friends, period. [Kudos to the men of the Canadian bike repair camp, who became our HQ and with whom we bonded. You rock!].

6. Older people rock. They might go to sleep earlier than you, but they are up at the crack of dawn, equipped with a bullhorn and statements about your idiocy from the night before. [That is all.]

7. Learn to respect the baby wipe. [also self explanatory]

8. If it has an orifice or is organic, cover it, clean it, and/or lube it. That includes bicycles, eyes, mouth, and pee pee holes. [IRL, I have to use eye drops for a dry eye condition produced by circulating air con, indoor heating, and pollution/pollen]. Cranberry juice goes a long way to preventing UTI’s [but remember, that same juice is virtually ineffective at treating a UTI, so prevention is worth a pound of cure].

9. Do not even try to ride around the Playa on your bicycle while taking pictures of naked people. And then don’t hunt for that elusive WiFi bubble so you can send that picture off to Facebook. [FB isn't private, and you're an asshat for violating the Burning Man Terms of Use attached to your ticket when you take pictures of others. Yes you, Asshat].

10. Be creative. I didn’t have a bell for my bike, so for the first few days, I simply yelled, “Ding!” when passing someone from behind. Someone gave me a kazoo, so I wrapped a rope around it, tied it around my neck, and made the sound of the bagpiper’s drone (in C#, I believe), followed by the words, “Fucking yay!” It made people smile, and worked as an effective warning to those who were about to be passed, whether at night or day.

When I returned from the Burn, the Program Director of the conference I’ll be speaking at in February 2012 called me first thing in the morning. “Where have you been? We need a title for your presentation so we can set it to the printers!” I told him I had been in the desert for a week. “Oh,” he said, “You were at Burning Man. You can’t say you were in the desert for a week at this time of year without me knowing where you’ve been. Besides, my [name withheld] was there too.” Cat’s out o’ the bag, folks. Might as well be counted among “those hippie folks”, but cloak some of my experience in the mystery around this wonderful festival that has served to launch Hips For Hire into what it is — a platform for art, service, and charitable giving.

What tips did you learn from the Playa this year? I’m already thinking of what I’ll pay forward into my next Burn. And there will be a next one. Are you going? Share your comments here.


Art As Comedy

How many of you love April Fool’s Day? What’s been your favorite prank ever?

I am the first to admit that some of the pranks I have seen online haven’t been that funny to me. Jonn and Leo Resig, the brothers behind TheChive.com‘s “Jenny Hoax“, was a clever marketing scheme to get people to feel compassion for a woman who quit her job using white board messages after enduring the sexist comments of her boss. In my opinion, it was also a big time and money waster, in that it used people’s compassion and sense of justice one sole reason: the pocketbooks of the brothers. That is so funny, isn’t it?

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Just because I did not like the Jenny Hoax does not mean I do not have a sense of humor. I like laughing until my sides hurt, snots are running out of my nose, and I do not know (or care) when I’ll stop laughing.

Do you like to laugh?

One of the secret reasons I love to dance Bellydance and Bollywood is because there is so much artful comedy in these dances. Sure, there is technique, skill, practice, musicianship, and emotional expression that rivals any kind of formal dance practice from ballet to modern, but Bellydance and Bollywood also contain show[wo]manship that includes humor. It was another dancer who pointed out to me that drum solos in Bellydance are the embodiment of putting the drum on your body, emphasizing the dum and tek (bass beat and melody) on the hips, arms, chest, buttocks, shoulders, and even eye movements, and how could that not be both skillful and funny? Bollywood is also equally skillful and beautiful dancing, but who hasn’t seen some Bollywood dance that includes expression and movement meant to make you laugh? A girl running away from a boy, a woman expressing how crazy a man makes her feel, a man telling the story of how a woman drives him wild — these are all examples of how the dances tell humorous stories, and these come to live through the bodies of the dancers and transmits them to the audience in audible laughter and surprise.

A great example of it blew up big on Youtube this week: Twins Talking

One thing I’ve noticed over the years of performance is that I am automatically placing comedy in more and more of my dance that is not classically based. I am choosing unexpected music, dancing in settings that allow for more comedy in the performance, and reading my crowd for moments when comedy draws them in. Where did I learn that from, you might ask? From my childhood. It was lightness that got me through multiple moves cross state lines, leaving one home after another, and having to make friends all over again. Without Facebook, we had snail mail and the occasional phone call to old friends, but it was inevitable that those friendships would fade, and we would need to make new ones. Being funny was an easier way to make friends, even though I enjoyed the quiet world of classical music, books, and long walks. I saw the funny things tucked into life, and I wrote about them in my journal. I practiced telling jokes and stories right along with piano practice and listening to music.

This April Fool’s Day, I don’t expect to have that many pranks pulled on me. The best pranks take a lot of work, and we have The Onion to help us with that all year long, right? Honestly, I think the art of the prank has been sort of lost over the years. But just in case you haven’t gotten your fill of humor, check out Lifehacker’s geeky pranks to pull on your co-workers, and if you still have some more prankster energy in you, I highly suggest putting on some super tight clothes and dancing to a popular song (Brittney Spears? Rebecca Black’s Friday? Lady GaGa?) with a straight face and the camera running. Send me your best videos, and if you manage to make me laugh, you’ll have my gratitude and a platform for showing your latest video off.


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Seattle World Eats Upcoming Schedule

Do you live in Seattle?

Do you like world cuisine? How about world dance? Wine and noms?

I created #SeattleWorldEats for Twtvite.com, so locals could find out where I'm dancing, producing world dance shows hosted in restaurants and venues serving exotic food, or catching Hips For Hire branded events around town featuring the delicious cuisine and wine.

Next Seattle World Eats events:

June 30 2012 7:30 pm Bellydancing with Imei
Costas Opa in Fremont/ Seattle (I will have some special guests with me that evening, so come and join us)

July 2012 Spiro's (scheduled TBA soon)

July 15, 2012 Redmond Derby Days 5K Dash
http://redmondderbydays.com/5kDerbyDash/
Benefits American Pancreatic Cancer Society

July 21-22, 2012 25th Annual Mediterranean Fantasy Festival
http://babylonianensemble.com/
This is the first year in eight that I have decided to not perform, as I am currently on an aggressive book writing schedule. However, I'll probably peek my head to see the a few friends bellydance.

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